Wednesday, 22 October 2008

My Unending Wrath and Bile

A man tried to defraud me by stealing my debit card information and with- drawing 100 pounds from my account in Malaysia. 

EDIT: It turns out that the person who defrauded me was not called Mr. A. Ryngit, as I previously assumed from looking over the shoulder of the fraud assistant at the HSBC. Ryngit, as everyone cleverer than me will know, is the Malaysian currency, not the name of the person who defrauded me. My apologies to an actual Mr. Ryngit, if he exists. My frustration and impotent rage now need new directions. Suggestions are welcome.

2 comments:

Oliver said...

ahh, Mr. Anus Ring-git; better men then you have made the mistake of crossing a politic blunder. They have all paid the price.

ps. I love this post man.

Maxamillian said...

I love this post too. It reminds me of the article I wrote on SBR eleven months ago and two jokes that I wrote and e-mailed out five years ago that were almost exactly the same.

Keep the groundbreaking work coming, Jo!

ps. 'Mr. Ass-Master Homosexual-Sado-Masochistic-Sex-Ring(it)'.