BBC Boycott Collapsed After 56 Days, Drunken Revelry Reveals

After 56 days of seemingly intransigent boycotting of the BBC over the scandalous treatment of the Disasters Emergency Committee in January, it emerged yesterday that A Politic Blunder's editor-in chief on two separate occasions broke the boycott by viewing bbc programming on their iPlayer website.

The information came to light at The White Hart, in Bethnal Green, on Saturday night, when a drunk and bellicose Giorgio Mariani admitted to stunned onlookers that he had viewed Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle, aired on the previous Monday. It was also revealed that Mr. Mariani had also viewed another programme, a BBC Three pilot show by Japanese comedy duo Gamarjobat.

Other allegations now include an accidental visit to a BBC news website, which may have lasted up to 5 seconds. 

A Politic Blunder has admitted its mistake, and promised to review its boycott of the BBC in light of the revelations and the ongoing quality programming on the BBC. 

The BBC has declined to comment on the unfolding situation.